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Name : Mr. Happyhead
Age : 24
Hometown : Unknown.
D.O.B. : February 29th , 1978.
Height : 6'7"
Weight : 291lbs
Affiliation : Heel
Theme Music : "The Wrath" - Rufio

Wrestling Style : Technical.

Favourite Moves :

Inverted Atomic Drops.
Top Rope Stomps to the balls.
Various attacks to weaken the most significant weakness on any male.

He also prefers DDT's, and innovative versions. He executes one which is a single arm DDT, and in the process he tilts his opponent's body so they land more on the side of their head, around the temple.

He also likes piledrivers, brainbusters, and powerbombs, when he has a size advantage, or can execute the move. He's skilled in submissions, particularly his Ball Buster, and also in a Texas Cloverleaf, a modified chickenwing, a Dragon sleeper, and a Mexican surfboard.

He is smart, and he knows how to attack his opponents when they come. He's about as high flying as Buff Bagwell or the Patriot used to be when they were a tag team.

Sure, he can execute the occasional body press or dropkick, or leg drop, or whatever, but he won't flip all over the place, or do springboard handstanding-on-the-ropes hurricanrannas. He's agile enough to execute a high risk move, but smart enough to know the risk involved.

More or less, he's intelligent, and innovative. He knows what he's doing.

Trademark move : Ball Buster

While his opponent is on the ground, he splits their legs into a wishbone, and stomps onto their genitals. He holds his foot there, and maintains possession of their ankles. He pulls back at their legs while lying down, almost like a Boston Crab, except he's push his boot harder into their nuts. Can be used as a submission.

Trademark move : America's Funniest Home Video

Shattered Dreams, like Golddust does, except he places a chair over his opponent's genital area.

Trademark move : Drop into Depression

Fireman's carry into a snapmare. Holds onto his opponent's head and takes them down with a messed up looking reverse DDT.

Finishing Move : The Abortion

Happyhead wound wrap his arm tightly around his opponent's head. He pushes their asophagus into his shoulder and bicep. From there, he hooks his opponent's leg like he's going to execute a fisherman's suplex, which he does in part, except he continues holding his opponent in the choke, and gives them a variation brainbuster. He can bridge out of this for the pinfall.

Biography

Not much is known of this vague character, other than his very deliberate attempts to get under people's skin. He takes gothic gimmicks further by doing the abnormally evil, such as walking through the comatose ward of the hospital, and farting over the faces of all the patients. Or encouraging children to smoke, do drugs, and have lots of premarital AIDS sex.

He tries very hard to be evil, and wants everyone to hate him. He's usually very successful, unless confronted with a populus who like his bad boy ways, and find his appearence comical. Of course, such a population really doesn't exist, but a few members can leek out into the regular audience. Happyhead is deliberately vague, and won't reveal so much as the color of his skin beneath his all-yellow outfit. So for all he know, that is his skin color. You're such a racist. Oh, and he's a racist too. He'll make remarks about certain races when he knows there to be a slightly larger number of such race in the audience, or the immediate area.

He also invented the electric boogaloo, and the octafoculs.

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